1. How tall are you barefoot?
-- 5'3 and a half inchez
2. Have you ever been unfaithful in a relationship?
-- i don't think so. hmm lemme think...
3. Do you own a gun?
-- i only borrow my dad's. air rifle lang naman.
4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
-- catatonic schizophrenia? i learned this from my students who's doing a thesis on it hehe.
well, maybe more like bipolar disorder (if i wanna be sosyal like virginia woolf or ernest hemingway) or borderline personality disorder when i'm feeling girl interrupted
5. How many letters are in your crush's name?
-- teka, sino bang crush? ala currently eh. i am dry that way.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? worms?!
-- i have to give up pork and beef stuff na eh. tangenah. so i don't about them. hm does lamb count?
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
-- I LOATHE CHRISTMAS. but i love people born during this time :)
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
-- kape. kape. at isa pang kape. brewed lang.
9. Do you do push-ups?
-- hindi kaya ng boobpowers koh
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
-- muntikan. i have this friend before who has a section of their house named the "e garden" kasi dun sila tumitira. malas lang when i went there before, walang supply hehe. saka i don't think i wanna try anything chemical, unless i wanna see crucifixes floating in the sky or something psychedelic like that.
11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
-- gilrfriend. uh, i think. yata. wait lemme check.
12. Do you like the rain?
-- yah. holiday eh weeeee!
13.Do you own a knife?
-- naman. ano gagamitin ko panghiwa sa kusina?
14. What do you smell like?
-- depende sa mood hehe. para yang aura, nag-iiba ng kulay.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
-- teka ano ba ibig sabihin niyan? siguro wala ako.
16. Full initials?
-- OLC
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
-- bat ko ba ginagawa to?
-- bat nawala ang mtv channel?
-- tangina semi-vegetarian na ko.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought today.
-- does taxi cab fare service count?
-- part of my new polarized eyeglasses (hulugan eh)
-- hmmmm wala na eh, matipid na ko lately e. i cuk at home na. agen.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink, in order most to least.
-- water
-- kape
-- sinus/cough medication
-- pei pa koa
-- anything on my bar list (stainless stuff only: gin, vodka, and now yehei rhum!)
20. What time did you wake up today?
-- 630am
21. Can you spell?
-- noh ay kenat. nubah.
22. Current worry?
-- that i'll just drop dead from a heart attack due to my high cholesterol count... and my body will be found rotting here at home after 3 days.
23. Current hate?
-- gloria arroyo. can somebody fucking assassinate her already?
24. Favorite place to be?
--my mind. it's nice to get lost there these days. peaceful, and people have no expectation of you as you don't have expectations of them.
25. Least favorite place to be?
-- anywhere there's a smoke belchin' vehicle
26. Where would you like to go?
-- la union to surf again. or bangkok to shop and sample streeet food forever again.
27. Do you own slippers?
-- yes. the therapeutic ones thanks to my mum
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
-- i dunno.. latin america? maybe europe. but frm the way things are going, mukhang amerika
29. Do you burn or tan?
-- hindi nga eh paano ba? frustration ko to
30. Yellow or blue?
-- both. it's my name hehe (living in blue and yellow)
31. Would you be a pirate?
-- sure! in the tradition of boobs ahoy hehe
32.Last time your cell rang?
-- can't remember. nagtitipid na ang mga tao ngayon. text na lang.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
-- abah, kung ano ang feel!
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
-- ewan
35. What's in your pockets right now?
wala
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
-- i cant remember
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
yung parang may flintstones design pero hindi naman
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
-- nabali ang kaliwa kong arm when i was a child. kaya komang.
39. What is your GPA?
-- as if i care
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
-- 2
41. Who is your loudest friend?
-- ati, marami sila. conconista ako eh hehehehehe. andyan sina emman, hech, cresta etc. too many to mention
42. Who is your most silent friend?
-- hmmm, ala ata. i dont like silence too much in a person e. parang creepiness
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
-- yeah i think so. somebody said something like this. pero mahina ang radar ko sa sarili ko e
44. Do you wish on stars?
-- before
45. What is your favorite book?
-- ati, marami ito. di puwedeng isa lang. of all time : the passion by jeanette winterson, rubyfruit jungle by rita mae brown, beloved by toni morrison, life after god by douglas coupland, 100 years of solitude by gabriel garcia marquez, no logo by naomi klein, contact by carl sagan, dogeaters by jessica hagedorn, ethics for the new millennium by the dalai lama
46. What song did you last hear?
-- ay ewan ko pero putangina ayaw malaglag ng pussycat dolls sa tenga ko. kagabi pa. donchawishyourgelprenwasfreaklikemeeh. nubah!
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
- dati, gusto ko yung song sa soundtrack ng CASPER film pero now... la vie boheme na lang. hehe
49. What were you doing 12AM last night??
-- pinipilit matulog. parang ngayon. struggle sha eh.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
-- umuulan! may pasok kaya?
hmmm. eto naman...
Your results:
You are Iron Man
| Inventor. Businessman. Genius. |
weird. hindi ko feel ito ha. well, at least hindi ako si robin.
eto got this from somebody in downelink. totoo ba toh preynds?????
BUTCH Facts:
> > When a bUtCH calls u > > she wants to be with you (stalker mode? hehe)
> > When a bUtCH is quiet, > > she's listening to you... (or nag-tune out)
> > When a bUtCH is not arguing, > > she realizes he's wrong (fwede rin)
> > When a bUtCH says, "I'm fine, " after a few > > minutes, > > she means it (true yan)
> > When a bUtCH stares at you, > > she wishes you would care about him and > > wonders if you do? (ah, ganun ba ang look na yun? hehe)
> > When you're laying your head on a bUtCH's > > chest > > she has the world (world of what?)
> > When a bUtCH calls you everyday > > she is in love (or rich kasi may pambayad)
> > When a (good) bUtCH say she loves you > > she means it (hindi akin yung good ha. e pano kung bad?)
> > When a bUtCH says she can't live without you > > she's with you till your done (ha? anong ibig sabihin nito?)
> > When a bUtCH says, "I miss you, " > > she misses you more than you could have > > ever > > missed her or anything else (bet! ang tindi chong!)
> > FEMME facts:
> > When a femme misses u, she's afraid to see how > > your new girl looks, she's dreading the fact > > that > > ur not hers any more (honga)
> > When u break a femmes heart, she still feels it > > when > > bumping heads 3 years later (honga)
> > When a femme just stares deep into your eyes, > > she's > > HOPING that your hers and only hers ( it > > shows > > how much she cares: eyes never lie) [except kung beady eyes! hehe]
> > When a femme is quiet, > > millions of things are running through her > > mind. (a million and ten, actually)
> > When a femme is not arguing, > > she is thinking deeply. (trueness. pero di kaya nag-tune out lang din?)
> > When a femme looks at you with eyes full of > > questions, > > she is wondering how long you will be > > around. (ah so that's what that look means hehe)
> > When a femme answers, "I'm fine, " after a few > > seconds, > > she is not at all fine. (honga! i hate this)
> > When a femme stares at you, > > she is wondering why you are so > > wonderful. (ah teynkyu ***palakpak tenga***)
> > When a femme lays her head on your chest, > > she is wishing for you to be hers forever. (eh ayaw niya kasi daw baka ma-suffocate siya sa boobs ko. does that count?)
> > When a femme calls you everyday, > > she is seeking for your attention. (or checking up on you hehehehehehehehehe joooke. :) )
> > When a femme wants to see you everyday, > > she wants to be pampered. (honga! ako naman pamper niyoh! -- hehe nagreklamo e)
> > When a femme says, "I'll love you forever, " > > she means it. (akchuali...)
> > When a femme says that she can't live without > > you, > > she has made up her mind that you are her > > future. (ay afraidness ito)
> > When a femme says, "I miss you, " > > no one in this world can miss you more > > than that (naks! talaga? femme siguro gumawa nitoh eheh)
> > repost this in 10 minutes and your true love > > will > > call you
let's see. :P
who are the people who makes these things? walang magawa. (and yeah, speaks a lot about us fools who make patol and pass them around)
o etoh isa pah hehehehe
1. Where were you 1 hour ago?
- here! well technically according to einstein since the earth moves you are not in the same spot where you have been for the last 5 minutes even if you did not move because your space has already been displaced upon rotation
2. Who will be your next kiss?
- sana hindi na yung kitten ko
3. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? -
my bedsheet! can u fucking believe it?
4. What do you wanna be?
- a media mogul
5. Are you wearing socks right now?
- no
6.When was the last time you went out of town?
- when i last directed LOVELY DAY nung nasa batangas kami at nasipa kami sa lokasyon
7. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
- no eh. bumabagyo.
8. What was the last thing you had to drink?
- vitamins
9. What are you wearing right now?
- my asian lesbian networking conference 1998 tshirt
11. Last food you ate?
- adobong chix
12. Where were you last week on Saturday?
- having my blood chemistry tested and all that jazz
13. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
- wala
14. Are you in love?
- always. that's the problem. :P
15. What's the last sporting event you watched?
- soccer game at the oval between PUP and UP girls
16. What is your favorite class?
- yung may estudyanteng matalino sumagot
17. Your dream vacation?
- european and latin american tour in two months
18. Last 2 people's houses you were in?
- new zealand ambassador's house in north forbes, this rich ranchero's house in lipa
19. How old are your parents?
- 60s
20. Are you single?
- yeah. i think. wait lemme check.
21. Do you miss anyone?
- yeah. my younger dedma-sa-kolesterol self
22. Last play you saw?
- musical version of AND ST. LOUIS LOVES DEM FILIPINOS. it sux
23. What are your plans for today?
-go to sleep muna! then watch some docu later.
24. Who is the last person you commented on friendster?
- wala
25. Ever go to camp?
- when i was in college
27. What do you want to know about the future?
- if i will become immortal.
28. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
- kanina
29. Are you hungry?
- yeah but i try not to think about it
30. Where is your best friend located?
- in her house
31. Do you have a tan?
- anu ba yan gayagaya ng tanong
32. How old do you want to be when you have kids?
- depende sa mood
33. Do you collect anything?
- yeah. nice notebooks/journals.
35. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
- dont drink soda in general
37. Do you like hot sauce?
- no, but i'm beginning to develop a good relationship with wasabi
38. Last time you took a shower?
- this morn
39. Who do you have a crush on?
- wala nga eh kulet
40. What is your mood?
- mood-rah
41. Are you someones best friend?
-yep
42. What's the last book you read?
- autobiography of red by anne carson
43. How many months more before ur birthday?
- a whole astronomical cycle pa
44. Are you happy?
-i am gay. sabi nga ni reb dati kay boy abunda
45. Where were you yesterday?
- dito lang sa haws.
46. Any recent happy thoughts you'd like to share?
- i'd rather keep it to myself
47. What are u planning to do after this?
- sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48.Is there something bothering u as of this moment?
- yeah. lack of sleep!
49. Any cravings?
- rosemary-basted lamb chops with mint sauce jelly
50. Had fun answering this?
- no. wasnt effective. di pa ko antok.
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