25 June 2005

cinematically speaking, truli!

a funny and interesting cinema-related thing i encountered lately involved words. this inspired me to write. and i should write, now that they extended the grant thing i'm eyeing. write, dammit, write!

oh before that. sajana, thanks for the note. congrats, too, for the wacc competition prize! cool! :)

here's something interesting, but i'm just including the quotes of movies i've actually seen in whole (academy award show excerpts not included):

The American Film Institute's list of top 100 quotes from U.S. movies, with film title and year of release:

1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn," "Gone With the Wind," 1939. - me, too! boring film! bakla lang umarte si scarlett o'hara kaya napagtyagaan ko hehe.

2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse," "The Godfather," 1972.

3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am," "On the Waterfront," 1954.

4. "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.

5. "Here's looking at you, kid," "Casablanca," 1942.

7. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950.

8. "May the Force be with you," "Star Wars," 1977.

10. "You talking to me?" "Taxi Driver," 1976.

12. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning," "Apocalypse Now," 1979. - oo dito kayo nagpasabog sa laguna noh nung shooting! ganda nyo!

13. "Love means never having to say you're sorry," "Love Story," 1970. - well, this one i read the book and i highlighted this line ever so often. too bad the book got fed to the anays.

15. "E.T. phone home," "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial," 1982. - ah, the memory of skittles...

17. "Rosebud," "Citizen Kane," 1941. - my students hate the film! it's a generational thing, i guess.

20. "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship," "Casablanca," 1942.

21. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti," "The Silence of the Lambs," 1991.

22. "Bond. James Bond," "Dr. No," 1962.

23. "There's no place like home," "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.

24. "I am big! It's the pictures that got small," "Sunset Blvd.," 1950. - you should hear glenn close utter this line in the broadway OST panalo lola!

25. "Show me the money!", "Jerry Maguire," 1996.

27. "I'm walking here! I'm walking here!", "Midnight Cowboy," 1969. - strange. this line was repeated in Back to the Future part 2.

28. "Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By,'" "Casablanca," 1942.

29. "You can't handle the truth!", "A Few Good Men," 1992.

31. "After all, tomorrow is another day!", "Gone With the Wind," 1939.

32. "Round up the usual suspects," "Casablanca," 1942.

33. "I'll have what she's having," "When Harry Met Sally...," 1989.

35. "You're gonna need a bigger boat," "Jaws," 1975.

37. "I'll be back," "The Terminator," 1984.

39. "If you build it, he will come," "Field of Dreams," 1989.

40. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get," "Forrest Gump," 1994. - mismo forrest. takbo! oh hey you guys should eat at bubba gump at greenbelt 3. if you love shrimp like me, masaya sya!

41. "We rob banks," "Bonnie and Clyde," 1967.

42. "Plastics," "The Graduate," 1967.

43. "We'll always have Paris," "Casablanca," 1942.

44. "I see dead people," "The Sixth Sense," 1999.

45. "Stella! Hey, Stella!", "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.

48. "Well, nobody's perfect," "Some Like It Hot," 1959.

50. "Houston, we have a problem," "Apollo 13," 1995.

52. "You had me at `hello,'" "Jerry Maguire," 1996. - guwaaaarrrrrrkkk

54. "There's no crying in baseball!", "A League of Their Own," 1992.

55. "La-dee-da, la-dee-da," "Annie Hall," 1977.

56. "A boy's best friend is his mother," "Psycho," 1960.

58. "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer," "The Godfather Part II," 1974.

59. "As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again," "Gone With the Wind," 1939.

61. "Say `hello' to my little friend!", "Scarface," 1983.

63. "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?", "The Graduate," 1967. - hello, mas memorable yung line ni mrs robinson noh "Would you like me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?" ang bakla, pramis.

64. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!", "Dr. Strangelove," 1964.

65. "Elementary, my dear Watson," "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes," 1929. - same comment as love story. i read sherlock novels kaya i know this line.

66. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape," "Planet of the Apes," 1968.

67. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine," "Casablanca," 1942.

68. "Here's Johnny!", "The Shining," 1980.

69. "They're here!", "Poltergeist," 1982.

75. "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers," "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951.

76. "Hasta la vista, baby," "Terminator 2: Judgment Day," 1991.

79. Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley," "Airplane!", 1980.

80. "Yo, Adrian!", "Rocky," 1976. - ay i can impersonate this line very well. ask me when we see each other in person. complete with the ngiwi lips ni stallone. my hobby is to impersonate people eh hehe. ching!

81. "Hello, gorgeous," "Funny Girl," 1968. - guilty of using this line several times teeheehee...kasi ka-birthday ko naman si barbra streisand eh hehe.

85. "My precious," "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers," 2002.

86. "Attica! Attica!", "Dog Day Afternoon," 1975.

88. "Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!", "On Golden Pond," 1981. - punyetang nakakahagulgul na pelikula itich!!!!!

90. "A martini. Shaken, not stirred," "Goldfinger," 1964.

94. "I feel the need - the need for speed!", "Top Gun," 1986.

95. "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary," "Dead Poets Society," 1989.

96. "Snap out of it!", "Moonstruck," 1987.

98. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner," "Dirty Dancing," 1987. - nuba! this doesn't deserve to be on the list!

99. "I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!", "The Wizard of Oz," 1939.

100. "I'm king of the world!", "Titanic," 1997.

 


and this one is just plain hilarious. got it from my writer friend butch's blog. vaklers rule! :) darth vakler! hahaha! kung sinu man ang awtor nito, magpakilala ka at nang ma-credit kita bakla! kakatuwa!

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A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . . . .

Warlahan! Naloloka na ang refublic sa mga atak ng Shit Lord, Count Dooku.
May mga nagmamaganda sa magkabilang panig. Evil everywhere.

Malers ko kung vaket ever. Basta bet lang nilang magwarlahan.

Ang eksena . . . . kinidnap ever si Chancellor Palpatine (ang pinakathundercats na lider ng Refublic ng Sangkabaklaan) ng separatis droid army under na leadership of General Grievous (isang robot na inuubo, nakakaloka ang concept ng robot na inuubo). Ka-joint forces nung robot na inuubo si Count Dooku . . . .

At ang eksena . . . may dalawang Jedi Knights na may-I-rescue sa makyondang Palpatine.

EXT. SA KALAWAKAN

Focus ang camera ever sa dalwang jutay na battleships. Fast and the furious ang eksena. May-I-follow lang ang camera ever hanggang .....

Reveal .......

Plentibums na spaceships ever . . . . laser here . . . . lase there . . laser everywhere.
Parang roller coaster. Ang concept eh hiluhin ang audience para witchelles sila makapag-jisip ng malalim later on.

Follow ever pa ren sa dalawang jutay na battleships.

Reveal .......

First jutay battleship ....... may-I-pilot si Annakin.
Second jutay battleship ........ may-I-pilot si Obi Wan.

Anakin: Sightsiva mey yung pinaka-daks na spaceship ever.

Obi Wan: Ayyyyy! Daks?! . . . . . . So?

Anakin: Anu buuuuur! Dahil yan ang pinakadaks na spaceship . . . . ibig sabihin nanjanchie ever si General Grievous, ang robot na umuubo!

Obi Wan: Keri!

Anakin: Atak?

Obi Wan: Atak! (sa ibang utaw) Dahil kami ang bida sa pelikulang itey hey hey. Kekemeng brakatak na kami. Wa kayong jujoin. Hayaan 'nyo lang na ipegis kayey ng mga bumbumkylie.

Enter ang dalawang jutay na battleships sa pinakadaks na spaceship.

Droid: Nag-enter na ang mga jedi.

Plentibums na droids ang umatak sa dalawang jedi pagexit nila sa dalawang jutay na battleships.

Lightsabers . . .

(insert nakakalokang tunog ng lightsabers na parang nagfu-fumegate)
Vooooooooooooom . . . . . .
Vooooooooooooom . . . . . .

Luz Valdez ang mga droids.

Obi Wan: I-learn mey kung nasanchie yung ma-ondang si Palpatine.

Anakin: Keri. . . . . . nandoonchie siya sa tuktok nitong pinakadaks na spaceship.

Obi Wan: Keri. R2D2. Stay ka lang ditey. Annakin, atak, joint tayez sa elevator.

Enter sa elevator ang dalawang jedi.

Anakin: Di ba mga jedi tayez? Baket tayez nageelevator?

Obi Wan: Baket hindi! Gaga! Feeling mo? Ikaw si superman at nakakaflysiva ka? Ambisyosa ka ha!

Anakin: (emberna) hmmmmpf.

INT. Tuktok ng pinakadaks na spaceship.

Nakajupostraks ang Maondang Palpatine sa center ng room. Siyempre kelangan, maganda ang view from there.

Enter dalawang jedi.

Annakin: Ola! We are here to the rescue!

Enter Count Dooku.

Anakin and Obi Wan: (gulat)

Maondang Palpatine: (nagkukunwaring kunwari ay gulat)

Count Dooku: Haller! Anung eksenang itey?! Hmpf! Nagka-sight-sight na naman tayez hez?!

Anakin: True! At now, witchelles ka makakaisquierda! Kung sa part II ay na-luz valdez mo akez at naging-thank-you-girl lang akez. This time. Witchelles na mangyayari iyonchie! Magwi- winadol na akey dahil mas powerful na akey.

Count Dookuu: Ay true?! Hehe. Mas keri.

Atak.
Lightsabers
(insert nakakalokang tunog ng lightsabers na parang nagfu-fumegate)
Vooooooooooooom . . . . . .
Vooooooooooooom . . . . . .

Wicthelles lang sila mga . . . . jedi mga acrobat pa sila.
Fight scene choreography: streetboys!

Nag-pa-gurl si Obi Wan. Naghimatay-himatayan portion.
Fight pa ren si Dooku at Anakin.
Na-lost si Dooku.

Anakin: I-pe-pegasus na kitey!

Palpatine: Keri! I-pegasus mo siya!

Anakin: Nagbago ang isip kez. Witchelles keri ang pagpegasus.

Palpatine: Haggard ka! I-pegasus mo siya. Shinutol niya ang project-arms mo. Kelangan mag revenge ka. Shit ka! Remember, ang pelikulang itey ay revenge of the
shit. Kaya go! Shutayin ara mo ang maondang yan kasi akez lang dafat ang pinakamaonda ditey na whitesiva ang heraton. Shutayin mey!

(insert nakakalokang tunog ng lightsabers na parang nagfu-fumegate)
Vooooooooooooom . . . . . .

Shinugot ever ni Annakin ang julo ni Dooku.

Palpatine: (laftir) Fly na tayez. Iwan mo na yang si Obi Wan. Masyado siyang pa-gurl.

Anakin: Witchelles keri. Witchelles kez jijiwanan itey.

Palpatine: Jiwanan mo na yan ever!

Anakin: Ang nega mo ha. Join-join kaming umatak ditey. Join-join kaming fa-fly!

Naloka ang pinakadaks na spaceship.
Nahulog ang mga bida na kaniney ay nagshoshokbohan lang.
Biglang wag ipaintindi sa audience kung nasaan na ang source ng gravity.
Nakakapit si Palpatine sa paa ni Annakin. At si Obi Wan . . . hayun, mega yakap ever kay Anakin. Nagising bigla si bakla.

Obi Wan: Anung eksena?

Anakin: Hindi ba obvious?

Bumalik na naman ang center of gravity ng pinakadaks na spaceship sa tama.
Nalaglag yung mga bida.
Ala-spiderman-eksena and vollah!
Eynimomentz.

General Grievous: Ray shields! (ubo, ubo)

Na-trap ang everyone.

Grievous: General Kenobi, the negotiator. (ubo ubo) 48 years na akez na wait-galore sa beauty mo. At Anakin Skywalker. Ineexpectchiwariwariwaps key ay isang menchus (ubo ubo) na mas ma-kyonda.

Anakin: General Grievous . . . . . Supreme Commander of the Drois Armies. Ang jutay-jutay mez pala.

Grievous: Haggard ka! (ubo ubo)

Obi Wan: Anakin, witchelles mo warlahin ang robot na umuubo.

Umeksena si Artoo. Naloka ang everybody.
Lightsabers.
(insert nakakalokang tunog ng lightsabers na parang nagfu-fumegate)
Vooooooooooooom . . . . . .
Vooooooooooooom . . . . . .

Pilot: General, naloloka na ship. Eynimomentz eh titanic ang eksena natey ditey.

Grievous: Emberna. Iisquierda na akey.

Fight pa ren sila Obi-wan sa mga battle droids.
Naka-isquierda na si General Grievous in a scape pod.

Obi Wan: Anakin, learn mo bang i-keme ang pinakadaks na spaceship na itey.

Anakin: Why not?

Jumupostrax si Anakin sa pilot's seat.

Eksena. Nag-enter the dragon na ang shulahati ng pinakadaks na space ship sa atmosphere.
Insert bulalakaw portion.
Crash landing scene.

Obi Wan: Another Happy Landing Eksena?

INT. Senate Office Hallway.

May-I-follow ang isang bilat sa grupo ng mga senadors ever with Anakin.
Sight si Anakin.
Lumapit ever siya sa sunud-sunuran portion. Ikmayl si potah. Si Padme!
Yakapsule . . . . .
Lapchukan . . . . . .

Padme: Wag ditey! Haggard, wag tayez ditey mag-dookit in public. Baka may maka-sighteous.

Anakin: Kiver! Kiver na akey kung ma-noselift nilang mag-jusawa tayey hey hey!

Padme: Anakin, witchelles kang tumalak ng mga ganyang eksena. Important ka sa Republic. Muhality of culture talaga kitey pero hindi ko bet na ma-pegasus ka lang.

Anakin: Witchelles akey mapepe-gasus. Mapepegasus lang naman akey because of you . .

Padme: Juntis akey.

Anakin: (naloka ng slight, ikmayl) Keri! Super keri!

Yakapsule moment another.

Anakin: Ang byonda-byonda mey!

Padme: Ma-byonda lang akey kase enlababo akey.

Anakin: Witchelles. Kasi, akez ang super enalababo sa iyez.


INT. PADME's APARTMENT - Bedroom - NIGHT

Magigising si Anakin. Jusang-jusa ng pawis ever. Warla sa panaginip ever. At heto pa. Nakajubadstra siya.

All focus on Anakin's bare chest.


INT. JEDI TEMPLE

Yoda and Anakin sitting, super jisip.

Yoda: Careful ikawchie pag sine-sense ang future ever, Anakin.

Anakin: Anechie ang gagawin key?

Yoda: Na i-let go ang everything na kinabobokotang ma-luz valdez, dapat i-learn mey.

Eksena na muna. Hayun. Separate lives ang mga Jedi sa pag-atak sa mga separatists. Habang bine-breinwash ng hinaharass at binebrainwash ng maondang palpatine si Anakin.

Hanggang sa hayun . . . . . nag-go-with-the-flow si Anakin, since magiging miss universe nga naman siya sa piling ni Palpatine. Nabobokot siyang ma-tegibums si Padme based sa mga panaginip niya. Chinika siya ni Palpatine na kayang 'nyang i-save si Padme sa pagka-tegibums kung male-learn niya ang ways of the Sith.

Tinegibums na ang lahat ng Jedi. Nabuhay lang si Yoda and si Obi Wan.

EKSENA.

Umatak si Padme kung nasan si Anakin.

Anakin: Padme, na-sight kez yung spaceship ara mey.

Yakapsule.

Anakin: Keri na ang everything. Anechiwa ba ang ginagawa mo ditey?

Padme: Nahahaggard akey. Nahaggars ako sa mga tinalak ni Obi Wan.

Anakin: Bet ni Obi Wan na mawarla ka sa 'ken.

Padme: Friendiva naten siya. Bet ka niyang tulungan.

Anakin: Witchelles tayo kering tulungan ni Obi Wan, hindi siya powerful.

Padme: Ang bet ko lang naman eh ang muhality of culture mey.

Anakin: Witchelles ka bubuhayin ng muhality of culture. Yung powers ko lang ang makakagawa 'non. Witchelles ka matetegibums katulad nung nategibums ang muderaka kez. Mas powerful na akey sa kahit na sinong Jedi at ginawa ko lang itey para mabuhay ka.

Padme: Chika nga ni Norah Jones, come away with me. Palakihin natin ang mga junakis morrisette naten. Shoma na ang mga ka-chervahan na itey.

Anakin: Witchelles mo ba nasa-sight? Witchelles na nating kelangang shumokbo-shoka ever. Mas powerful na akey maski sa Chancellor. Keri kong patalsikin siya eynimomentz, tapos tayo ang magiging mr. and miss universe. Keri nating gawin lahat ng bet nating gawen.

Padme: Nahahagarrd akez sa mga tinatalk mez. Shoma yata si Obi Wan. Witchelles ka na ang Anakin na kina-enlababuhan kez! Witchelles na kita noseline. Parang others ka na. Anakin, you're making my heart achy-breaky. Umaatak ka sa isang lugar na hindi ko namang kering umatak.

Anakin: Nagjejely-de-belen na akey. Dahil ba itey kay Obi Wan?

Padme: Witchelles! Dahil sa mga chenes mo . . . . dahil sa mga balak mo pang i-chenes. Shoma na itey! Shoma na itey! Enlababo akey sa iyez.

Anakin: (na-sight si Obi Wan pababa ng spaceship ni Padme) Shuntanginamey!

Padme: (na-sight din si Obi Wan) Witchelles ko siya ka-joint!

Anakin: Ka-joint mo siya. Bet mo ren akong warlahin noh? Jinoint mo siya para i-tegibums ako noh?

Padme: Witchelles! Anakin! Witchelles trulagen colagen sustagen yan!

Sinakal ever ni Anakin si Padme. Lola Padme, nag-faint.

Anakain:Wag mo kong talakan, Obi Wan. Na-sa-sight ko ang mga ka-charingan ng Jedi. Witchelles akez nabobokot sa dark side. Bring ko ang peace, justice, freedom, and securirty sa Empire kez! (i thank you)

Obi Wan: Empire mey?

Anakin: Witchells mong hahayaang i-tegibums kitey. Pag hindi kita friendiva, kawarlahan kita!

Obi Wan: Keri.

Lightsaber
(insert nakakalokang tunog ng lightsabers na parang nagfu-fumegate)
Vooooooooooooom . . . . . .
Vooooooooooooom . . . . . .

Anakin: Wish mo lang!

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wala bang ganito ang lahat ng star wars saga? hehe. winona ryder ever!

o while we're at it, pahabol ko na itich, mula sa blog ni salamangkiero boylet. gusto ko purple ever but i will settle for this:

Green
Green is your Lightsaber's color. Green is the color of nature. It symbolizes growth,
harmony, and freshness. Green has strong
emotional correspondence with safety. Green is
also commonly associated with wealth and
happiness, so someone with a green lightsaber
like yourself is a fortunate soul.

What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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