29 June 2008


omg! wala nang mas su-swak pa sa advise na ito from the stars today...

Taurus Horoscopes

Sunday, Jun 29th, 2008 -- You may want to kick back and enjoy yourself today, but others seem to have something different in mind for you. Although you might try going along with their plans, don't worry if you reach a point where you think that you've had enough. Just take a deep breath and tell everyone what your boundaries are so there are no surprises when you go your own way.

haaay naku... siya sige na nga. grabe lang. as in. ever.

at dahil sa marami akong isiping ayokong isipin, patol muna sa isang pamatay-isip...

1. If someone were to tell you they like you right now, would you care?

-- depende sa fez mama. kung bet, huway nat. pansinin natin. hi hello lang, ganun.

2. Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for.
-- no, because right now, i don't know who that is, that one i fell hardest for. that's a trick question my dear. you talking to me? you talking to me?

3. Where did you last sleep other than your house?
--my girlfriend's house

4. Do you have a best friend?

-- yes. myself. always has been.

5. Do you smoke?

-- yes but methinks i should stop

6. Do you remember what you were like a year ago?

-- at the throes of an abusive friendship. good thing i was able to escape

7. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
-- i cannot remember. i hate crying in front of people. i think my gf

8. Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
-- i am at my place, and i am at peace here, and i do not want to change that anytime soon, and those who know me better accept that fact

8. Can you vote next election?
-- yes

9. Wht are you listening to?
-- right now, wla

10. When will your next kiss be?
-- that's also my question

11. Where do you keep your money?
-- at the bank?

12. Do you love someone right now?
-- yes, this is indeed a trick question

13. Do you like someone right now?
-- another one!

14. Who was the last person to call you pretty?
-- a friend of my gf.

15. Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
-- of course. my male friends are eunuchs and i am an amazona so it's safe

16. Where did your last hug take place?
-- inside my gf's house

17. Where were you at 3:02am?
-- kanina? in bed

19. How do you feel about the person who texted you last?

-- we are actually contemplating if we are rehiring him. parang ayaw na namin. ganun.

20. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?

-- not really

21. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?

-- oo naman. this is a special talent. make-up pa while driving. kaya mo yun? ako oo. eyeshadow and all.

22. Who did you last go out to eat with?

-- my lesbian friends and their gay friends from UP babaylan. we had a hoot!

23. Do you have unlimited texts?
-- no

25. When is the last time you took a nap?
-- accidentally lang. yesterday after eating late lunch

26. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
-- my gf

27. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?

-- depende sa okasyon.

28. Do you wear glasses?

-- yes, and i look good in it hehehhehe chos

29. What are you looking forward to in the next month?

-- the end of these darn centennial celebs and doing admin work for them aarrrrrrrggghhhh

30. The way to win your heart?
-- is to simply know that you care about me, and SHOW IT!

31. how was your weekend?
-- peaceful, to say the least

32. Are you dating the last person you kissed?

-- yes

33. What are you like when you're drunk?

-- inebriated? eloquent actually.

34. The last person you fought with?
-- i cannot remember. oh yeah, some girl who still owes me 6,000 pesos

35. What were you doing last night at 10pm?
-- watching dvd, i think.

36. How long is your hair?
-- short

37. Last text message received?

-- someone telling me he cannot make it to a meeting

38. Name what's on your mind right now?
-- sex? hehehe. no, actually it's bangkok. and the thought of going there in november for the loi krathong festival and their gay pride march. we'll see

39. What were you last listening to?
-- i cannot remember

40. When was the last time you sang out loud?
-- kahapon yata. some rent song

41. What do you really want right now?
-- to be reassured that i am still cared for

42. When was the last time you got yelled at?
-- i cannot remember. no one really yells at me, except for praning co-workers who think the universe is conspiring against them, and blaming me for that. oh yea, i was yelled at by someone who thinks this way

43. Who do you really want to see right now?

-- my self, only happier

44. Are you a player?

-- funny enough, someone told someone i know that i was, because i allegedly dumped my previous ex for someone else daw kaya i was branded as a "playgirl!" OMG! i like that new title! so bogus yet so cool! hahahahha. that beats the chismis before about me that i am a marijuana smuggler who flies in bloke-bloke of weed from dumaguete to manila in the early 2000s! hahahaha! this playgirl chismax is definitely better than the druglord one! hahahhaha

45. Who was the last person you slept in a bed with?

-- my gf who else? contrary to 44, i am a monogamous bitch

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